If the Big Brother Nigeria Housemates Were a Social Network

As the Big Brother Nigeria season draws to a close, we’d agree that we’ve gotten nothing but premium content during these past few weeks. Our curiosity got the better part of us and we decided to match some of the Big Brothers’ housemates to some of the most popular social networks.

Here we go…

Ozo

A total gentleman. Professional. Ozo knows how to carry himself well, he also knows how to treat a lady right. If Ozo were to be a social media network, he’d be Linkedin because of his professionalism. Only that sometimes, he cares too much for his clients.

 

Dorathy

 She’s as endowed as they come. With all the rich content Youtube possesses, it’s safe to say that Dorathy is Youtube personified. If you know what we mean. They both have something in common – rich content.

 

Laycon

The sensation of the house. The life of the party. In no competition with anyone, pure vibes and goal oriented. Laycon is as spontaneous as TikTok. Little wonder he’s been crowned BBN winner all over the social media space by his fans.

 

Kiddwaya

The Big Daddy of them all, you can take that to the bank. If you know what we mean. Kiddwaya is the money bag of the Big Brothers house. If he were to be a social network, Kiddwaya would be Facebook.

 

Brighto

The chief instigator. He knows how to sway the gist and use it to his advantage. Some say he’s the BBN version of Lord Baelish. There’s no other social network that describes Brighto as Twitter and we think this is a real match.

 

Erica

Everyone wants her attention and she knows she’s got the looks. Even after her eviction from the Big Brothers house, she still continues to draw attention from all corners. All her fellow elites know this and that’s why she’s Instagram.

 

Nengi

Because of her competition with Erica, Nengi would be Snapchat if she were a social network. This time around, no filters. She’s as pretty as they come. Direct competitor to “instagram” in and outside the house.

 

Trikytee

Easy going. Trikytee just wants to deliver the best content within the shortest time-frame. He’s always straight to the point. Man knows how to crack jokes! If the Triky One was a social network, he’ll be Whatsapp.

 

Vee

If you need her attention, you have to pin her interest down. Very resourceful, indeed only few know her true worth. Vee may not be the loudest of housemates, but she still has loyal followers. If she were to be a social network, Vee would be Pinterest.